The freelancer does not receive his money for weeks. Full of rage, he drives to the client, parks his car with squealing tyres directly in front of the owner's office and then rushes into reception: "I would like to speak to the managing director immediately".

The secretary seems to have already expected the freelancer's visit and replies, "I'm sorry, but he was not here all week!"

"That can not be! I saw him at the window a minute ago!"

The secretary: "That may be, but he saw you too!"